No, you're not looking at combination headphones/nose-hair clippers. Even better, it's the PediState, the only Game Boy accessory that sedates children with a stream of nitrous oxide.As you'd expect, the promotional video on the official site is hilarious, featuring smug doctors, smiley kids posing, comparisons of the N2O pump to a toy or fighter pilot's mask, and a kid tripping on the gas, all set to that mellow, ukulele-version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" that was popular for a while, as well as gratuitous, bloody shots of a little kid getting stitches in his forehead.
The video does not mention why this is any better that just using a regular N2O pump while the kid plays video games, presumably because it is not.
Whatever. Still better than this:
Also available in Original, Blueberry, Mini, and Blueberry Mini.Dear Jimmy DeanAt diners, I always eat a bite of sausage with a bite of pancake, but this is even better – I mean, it’s on a stick! Thanks for making something so fun to eat.
--James, Salem, MA
3 comments:
I spent all day trying to figure out how make a joke about Flapsticks. I can't do it. There's is nothing I can add. Nothing. Jimmy Dean, you win.
Did I not do a blog about pancake on a stick already? I coulda sworn.
It was like The Joke of the Year in the office, by the way. There was some rural school that had "pancake on a stick" for breakfast and corndogs for lunch on the cafeteria menu. Apparently syrup is now a vegetable, much like ketchup.
Yeah, ya probably did. You'll have to forgive me if my subconscious chose to block out such a thing.
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