The bad news: I'm still feeling pretty miserable, particularly in the tummy region, but I think I know why...
The good news: I'm pregnant!
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The other day, we were making fun of this kid named Colt at work (we do a lot of making fun of a guy named Colt, as he's the SUPERSTAR dreamboy at UT), and I dropped a 'Three Ninjas' reference.
Apparently that's not very cool any more. Especially not in the 35-and-up crowd. Probably not in the blogging crowd either, hinthint.
There you go! You and your tummy shirts ... And getting your belly rubbed by suspicious looking strangers? This most likely isn't a baby but an infection! Bacteria took over your belly area and turned you into what you are today.
3 comments:
The other day, we were making fun of this kid named Colt at work (we do a lot of making fun of a guy named Colt, as he's the SUPERSTAR dreamboy at UT), and I dropped a 'Three Ninjas' reference.
Apparently that's not very cool any more. Especially not in the 35-and-up crowd. Probably not in the blogging crowd either, hinthint.
Not cool, you say? Could it be that it's more righteous, gnarly, awesome, or bodacious?
There you go! You and your tummy shirts ... And getting your belly rubbed by suspicious looking strangers? This most likely isn't a baby but an infection! Bacteria took over your belly area and turned you into what you are today.
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