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Fun fact: I love talking about toys. I will be doing more of it in the very near future.

Not right now, though. This is Spring Break, after all, and the sense of freedom that brings places blogging on a slightly lower priority tier than when I'm slave to a schedule. So there may be more toy talk tomorrow, but no promises.

As it happens, I went to a Toys 'R' Us today and found all manner of new delights worthy of your attention. Oddly, I went to the store not by my own choosing, but because Robin wanted to get the exclusive Pokémon download the store was offering, and I was given the privilege of tagging along. I don't want to give away too much future blog material, but take a look at this majestic thing:

I wish he was my daddy

One last, unrelated thought for today - paper shredders. I understand why a person would want to own a piece of office equipment that can make confetti and has a "CAUTION: WILL REDUCE YOUR FINGERS TO DANGLING MEAT STRINGS" warning symbol on it, but practically speaking, wouldn't a bucket of water be able to more quickly render a stack of papers irreparably illegible without risk of jamming or burning out? Plus, water damage is far more likely to look accidental when you're under federal investigation.

You can thank me later, AIG.