Tin Woodman IX: Die, Glinda, Die

For some reason (that may or may not have something to do with huffing paint-thinner), the words "fantasy" and "slasher" popped into my mind at the same time. Now I can't stop wondering why Hollywood hasn't exploited this sub-genre yet. I think I could've tolerated the Lord of the Rings movies if someone in a jet-pilot's mask had gutted a hobbit with a switchblade every fifteen minutes. Wouldn't Voldemort have made a more memorable villain if he'd worn a Taco Bell bag on his head and thrown harpoons at the Weasly twins?